"I love working with Scott and watching him perform. The truth is I never know what's about to come out of his mouth while he's on stage but trust me it's ALWAYS something hysterical!" - Jodi Miller

"Scott displays the bold honesty that real comics are made from" - The Greg Wilson

"Couldn't you just do porn instead of stand up comedy? There is a less chance of family seeing you then. AND you'll probably make more money. " - Scott's Supportive Yet Honest Mother, Pat